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General wants to de-emphasize nukes, takes jab at Neo-Cons

The new Vice Chariman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Marine Corps General James Cartwright gave an interviewin which he took a jab at the batshit crazy neo-cons that surround the Vice President and in...

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Another Rep-tirement: Tancredo out

Tom Tancredo, who is so stupid he thinks Miami is a third world country, has announced that he wont be seeking re-election. (The Politico) Rep. Tom Tancredo (R-Colo.), in the midst of a long-shot...

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King of Saudi Arabia greeted like Darth Vader by Queen of England

Literally. I would normally say that to pull something like this takes some balls but 1) this is the Queen and she is royalty just like King Abdullah is royalty and 2) would she do this for Cheney? Who...

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The Wingnuttiest Post: The NRO, Hitler, Stalin and Hillary

As many of you know, Kevin Drum has been running a contest trying to pick the wingnuttiest post of all time. I for one have a soft spot in my heart for Hugh Hewitt's declaration that he was physically...

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Yellowstone could render Bush, torture, Iraq, Iran, everything irrelevant.

As Tim F. at Balloon Juice says: One existential crisis at a time, please. Yellowstone National Park, once the site of a giant volcano, has begun swelling up, possibly because molten rock is...

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Richard Armitage: I did a very foolish thing

This is a short diary, but I think this is pretty significant. Richard Armitage, the first man to reveal Valerie Plame's name to Robert Novak called what he did "a very foolish thing". He had this kind...

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Teh Daily Kos is Depressing and We Can Do Better

Daily Kos is depressing because you knew this meta-diary was coming. More...

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Mitt Romney is a religious bigot who smeared self

After a rash of diaries fairly or mostly unfairly trashing Democratic candidates, let me be the one to trash a Republican candidate - Mitt Romney. It seems that Mitt's team may have been engaging in...

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Mitt Romney: No Dogs or Muslims allowed.

We all know how much Mitt Romney loves dogs: he loves them so much that he straps them to the roof of his car during car trips, letting them piss and crap all over his car. Now, Mitt wants to take the...

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Romney's pernicious, destructive 'Kennedy moment'

Romney gives his much anticipated "Mormon speech" today, and the stupidest person at The Corner, Katherine Jean Lopez has excerpts. And they are doosies. Follow me across the flip for some fucked up...

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Jonah Goldberg hates being reminded of his cowardice

It started innocently enough. I noticed Jonah Goldberg (AKA Doughy Pantload) put a notice at the National Review Online that he was going to speak at U Mass Amherst on  "why it's important that we win...

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CIA torturer incriminates self during interview with ABC

[An apologia for torture, or the renunciation of it? The ABC link also has a lengthy interview with Kiriakou on video in multiple parts. Promoted by smintheus.] ABC has an interview with someone who...

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WaPo's John Solomon: Unprincipled Hack

John Solomon digs and finds an interesting tidbit - The royal family of Saudi Arabia gave (snip) about $10 million, roughly the same amount it gave toward the presidential library of George H.W. Bush,...

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NRO: Huckabee is Clinton's fault

Everything is the Clenis' fault. That's a given. But, Huckabee? We all say that the Clintons would do anything to win, the writer noted. Who, he asked, is financing Huckabee? Where did Huckabee get the...

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Jonah Goldberg Presents: The White Man's Shoah

[Promoted by DHinMI; some may squawk that this is an offensive parody, that it's making a glib joke about one of the darkest, most evil events of modern history just to make a cheap political point....

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Red State admin really, really, REALLY hates GOP candidates

Thomas, one of the original founders of Redstate, blasts the GOP field in a GBCW diary: First: I have withheld any statement of support for any GOP Presidential candidate because it seemed like bad...

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HRC: Vote for me or die

In a move that reminded me how Cheney said: that if John F. Kerry is elected, "the danger is that we'll get hit again" by terrorists, Hillary says essentially the same thing: "I don’t think it was by...

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Huckabee (hearts) ethnic cleansing

From the Radovan Karadzic Finishing School comes Huckabee's nuanced view of the Middle East: When asked about a Palestinian state, Gov. Huckabee stated that he supports creating a Palestinian state,...

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Any musicians out there? The Army wants you!

Via Danger Room: Professional Celebrity Rock Music Band, group not to exceed seven people for tour of FOB's [forward operating bases] in Kuwait and Afghanistan for February 4-13 2008. The band should...

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Conservative Communism: The Collectivist Temptation from Mao Zedong to the...

Over at Sadly No!, contributer Jillian plans on writing a response to Jonah Goldberg's "Liberal Fascism: Bad Shit From Adelai Stephenson to the Atari 2600" called Conservative Communism: The...

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Citizens United, Not Timid

This makes me volcanic with rage and want to see Hillary win: Stone wants everyone to understand the mission of the organization, simply and elegantly captured in its artwork, which Stone shows us. It...

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AmericaBlog: I'm a spoiled brat WATB!

John Aravosis puts his WATB hat on and bitches about not getting enough money from the Government: That means that if you make $75,000 or more a year, no check for you. Forget that fact that you live...

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RedState: Obama won because Dems are the party of racism

Next to a big picture of Robert Byrd, Erick Erickson of Red State writes an entry that is a candidate for dumbest blog post EVAH: They are always claiming that Republicans are racist, but it is looking...

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Proof that America is not ready for a spaceman President

There is only one space man governor and one space alien senator who are space men.In a country that only have One space alien and a senator in 2008. How in the world did you think they are going to...

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Bring the bucket

In political news not related to the campaign, two Republicans and a Democrat come together in Mississippi to attempt to legislate against obesity: House Bill 282 AN ACT TO PROHIBIT CERTAIN FOOD...

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The Conservative Civil War rages unabated

Bill Kristol comes out swinging (and strangely optimistic) finally stepping in line behind McCain: ...[T]he conservative movement's big talkers spent the days before Super Tuesday indulging in a fiery...

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Clinton on MI, FLA: "two states we have to carry."

Much has already been made about the significance of Michigan and Florida, the two states with the apostate Democratic committees that, through their own hubris and stupidity, invalidated the wishes of...

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Mark Penn refuses to quit digging

Hey people in Idaho, DC, Alaska, Kansas, Washington, Georgia, Nebraska, Colorado, Minnesota, South Carolina, Virginia, North Dakota, Maryland, Louisiana, Maine, Utah, Alabama, Delaware, Iowa,...

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If you don't rec THIS diary, the terrorists...ah screw it, they already won...

In case you haven’t been following this, the British Government had launched an investigation in to defense contractor paying bribes to Saudi officials, including Bush family BFF and former Saudi...

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Saudi Prince Blackmails Britain

A repeat from yesterday... We had been told that 'British lives on British streets' were at risk ... If this caused another 7/7, how could we say that our investigation was more important? ...   In...

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NROnline: Investigate Obama's Commie Parents!

The National Review goes back to it's roots as a racist, anti-Brown vs. Board of Education kind of publication with this call for an investigation of Obama's parents: Time for some investigative...

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The Obama Army Anecdote: It Checks Out (Update 2)

Last night, Obama relayed an anecdote about how the Army in Afghanistan is being short changed to fight the war in Iraq: OBAMA: You know, I've heard from an Army captain who was the head of a rifle...

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National Review: Michelle 'bitchslaps' Barack

Lisa Schiffern has written some things before that manage to both simultaneously red- AND race-bait. Remember this? Political correctness was invented precisely to prevent the mainstream liberal media...

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The Husseining of Barack: Juan Cole's beautiful response

Many of you have already read today's front page post about how Rove doesn't think baiting Obama about his name is a good idea and how some state parties just can't resist. Even before this front page...

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Feith: Still the stupidest f-ing man on the face of the Earth

The Washington Post got its hands on a manuscipt of Douglas Feith's attack memoir and dribbles out excerpts. Calling it a "massive score settling work", there is nothing shocking or revealing, other...

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House of Rothschild for McCain

How the fuck is this legal? Sen. John McCain plans at least one campaign event on his week-long congressional trip to Europe and the Middle East: a March 20 fundraiser in London. An invitation sent out...

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Conservatives for Obama

 My own definition emphasizes the following: - a commitment to individual liberty, tempered by the conviction that genuine freedom entails more than simply an absence of restraint; - a belief in...

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Moonie Times attacks McCain

Via Michele Malkin: (I've always wanted to put that in a Kos diary!) Two of Sen. John McCain’s top advisers and fundraisers are among several Republican and Democratic presidential campaign officials...

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Lieberman (hearts) Rush Limbaugh

Holy Joe Lieberman appeared with the fat, drug-addicted, multiple marriage-having adulterer chickenhawk, draft-dodger Rush Limbaugh at an awards banquet and had this to say: In fact, to show you how...

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What is Dick Cheney reading these days?

Uh oh.  Vice President Dick Cheney, arriving in Philadelphia today to watch economic stimulus rebate checks processed at a government financial center, had a thick hardcover book tucked under his arm...

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Bush's wartime sacrifice

Yes, the President has finally demonstrated personal sacrifice because of the war. No, recently married Jenna and her sister, not Jenna weren't drafted and on their way to boot camp. He isn't donating...

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The REAL victims of the recession

There is one group in America really taking it on the chin in these tough economic times. Justin Sullivan, managing director of Regent Jet, which leases private airplanes, said most clients in real...

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Dick Durbin regrets the error

Back in 2005, Dick Durbin incorrectly characterized our conduct in Gitmo as being out of the Nazi playbook. "If I read this to you and did not tell you that it was an FBI agent describing what...

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A sensible proposal for our energy situation

Twenty nine years ago this week, Jimmy Carter gave his famous "Malaise" speech. It almost makes me cry to see how correct he was in hindsight and how stupid we have been. We are at a turning point in...

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Everyone you have ever known, everyone who has ever lived and died...

...have lived out their lives on this blue ball being transited by the moon. How was this video made? During a full Earth rotation, images obtained by Deep Impact at a 15-minute cadence have been...

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Yet ANOTHER Palin scandal: Via NRO, Enquirer reporting Palin Adultery

I really have zero problem passing this on since Byron York's coif brought it up: Another incredible allegation emerging from the family war is that Palin, a mother of five, had an affair with a former...

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VA Republicans send unbelievable mass mailing

The Republican Party of Virginia is at it again. Remember that jerk off, Jeffrey Frederick, who accused Obama of being like Osama bin Laden because "Both have friends that bombed the Pentagon"? And he...

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Fcuk South Carolina

Those stupid motherfuckers down in fucking South Carolina need to crack open a motherfucking Constitution once in a fucking while. Demo-fucking-Cratic State Senator Robert Ford, who wouldn't know...

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A Reminder From the New York Times

Unless you own a Mr. Burns Brand Ivory Backscratcher, you are not the Grey Lady's target audience. From today's Automobile section, an astonishing reminder of who IS the Grey Lady's target audience:...

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Things I learned at the Tea Bagger's Ball today

McCarthy was right and Obama and Congress should be arrested and all Communists should be hanged. If you don't think Obama is a Communist, you are retarded. Oh, and STOP THE NEW WORLD ORDER!!!! More...

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